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One of my favourite things about my Last.fm subscription is it’s tracking of my listening history. It’s one thing to try and arbitrarily choose today what my top songs of 2009 were, but to actually look at what tracks I played the most over the year offers a more interesting (to me anyway) view.

So here’s the list of my top 25 songs of 2009, in order of the number of times I played the full track on my computer, iPod, or iPhone:

  1. Joel Plaskett Emergency – Nowhere With You
  2. Flogging Molly – What’s Left of the Flag
  3. Hi-Standard – Wait for the Sun
  4. Portal – Still Alive
  5. Leonard Cohen – Waiting For The Miracle
  6. Enter the Haggis – One Last Drink
  7. Great Big Sea – The Night Pat Murphy Died
  8. Jonathan Coulton – Mr. Fancy Pants
  9. The Salads – Get Loose
  10. Styrofoam and Sarah Shannon – I Found Love
  11. Jonathan Coulton – The Future Soon
  12. Finnegan’s Lads – Dirty Old Town
  13. Da Vinci’s Notebook – The Gates
  14. Semisonic – Closing Time
  15. Jonathan Coulton – Code Monkey
  16. Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie – The System Administrator Song
  17. Dean Elliott & His Big Band – Lonesome Road
  18. Corb Lund Band – The Truck Got Stuck
  19. The Tossers – Altercations
  20. John Coltrane – Giant Steps
  21. Dropkick Murphys – The Dirty Glass
  22. Patti Smith – Gloria
  23. Tenacious D – The Metal
  24. Rancid – Roots Radicals
  25. Flogging Molly – Rebels of the Sacred Heart

Of course, the math geek in me just screams at the idea of using raw play count data that doesn’t take into account when any of these songs actually became available to me. For example, I bought Enter the Haggis in November, and they made it to #6. I bought Jonathan Coulton’s album in March, and he appears three times (four if you count “Still Alive”). And yet, bands like Flogging Molly and Corb Lund, oft-stated “favourite” bands of mine of which I own many albums, only appear once or twice. Some of these tracks I don’t own at all, but have appeared often enough as “recommendations” on my last.fm station that they make the list!

Hmm… I wonder how hard it would be to build an algorithm that could level out the initial enthusiastic repetition of a new album or song, consider the time of year it was added to the overall library, and assign an appropriate weighting as compared to those that have been in rotation for more than 12 (24? more?) months. I wonder how clear the pattern would be if I could go back and track plays of a new song from purchase, peak, trough, to plateau. What kind of timeline does there need to be for a song to stabilize into regular rotation, or just be forgotten until it gets picked up by a random shuffle and brought back into play? How much of an effect does placing the song into a playlist have versus leaving it in the overall library?

How much time can I waste discussing pattern analysis of my music listening habits before I get back to work?

That one I think I can answer.

I had forgotten just how spectacularly awful/awesome this video is.

White Wedding: Literal Video Version – watch more funny videos

All I wanted to do was use one of my mp3s* as a ringtone.

I could do that on any of my old phones (that were capable of playing mp3s, if not I just converted it to an older audio spec).  But then ringtones became BIG BU$INE$$.  Now, if I want to use a clip from one of my songs as a ringtone on my iPhone, in Apple’s own words:

Buy a song for 99¢, then turn it into a custom ringtone you can buy for 99¢.

Oh lucky me!  A song I already own, I can buy from you again, then buy the RINGTONE version from you!

Silliness.  And easily ignored.

But for some strange reason, the internet was funny today: every page I clicked on didn’t immediately offer complete, accurate, and up-to-date information on a minor techincal solution.  Weird.

Me – I summon Google!  How do I change an mp3 into an iPhone/iTunes ringtone?

Google – Easy, just change the file extension to .m4r.

Me – Didn’t work.  iTunes ignoring me.

Google – Well, first you convert the mp3 to an AAC file (extension .m4a), then change the extension to .m4r.

Me – Right-clicked on the file in iTunes, only option was to convert to mp3 (which it already was).

Google – You’re an idiot**.  Preferences –> Import Settings –> AAC Encoder, then right-click on the file, convert to AAC, change extension to .m4r.

Me – Jeez, you don’t have to be mean about it (who the heck knowingly leaves the default import to AAC anyway?).  OK, I have the mp3, I have the AAC, I changed the extension of the AAC file to .m4a.  Hooray!  I has a ringtone!  Syncy-syncy.  Umm… why no syncy?  Ringtone not copying over to iPhone why??

Google – Exactly how long do you expect people to wait for you to pick up the dang phone?!   40-second max for ringtones.

Me – You couldn’t have just said all that at the beginning?

Google – But then all those other pages wouldn’t have gotten any hits!  Share the love.  Now quit your whining and go back to looking for the answers to those xkcd puzzles (yeah, good luck with those).

So, to recap (Windows Vista [please don't make fun of me], iTunes 8.0.2.20, iPhone 2.2.1):

  1. Right-click –> Get Info on the track containing the sound bite with which you would like to annoy people in elevators.  Options tab, choose the Start and End times of your clip (keep it around 30 second or less to be safe).  OK.
  2. Right-click –> Create AAC Version.  If you see “MP3 Version” instead, change your Import Settings to AAC Encoder.
  3. Right-click on the new AAC track –> Show in Windows Explorer.
  4. Right-click file in Explorer –> Rename, change extension from .m4a to .m4r.  Double-click the file to import it into iTunes.
  5. Sync iPhone (make sure you have checked the option to Sync Ringtones).  Smugly smile, raise middle finger to the nearest representative of The Man.

*For the record, my ringtone is now the opening Prelude from Final Fantasy III.

**I always hear this phrase in House’s voice now.

Top Artists (according to Last.fm):

  1. Flogging Molly
  2. Gogol Bordello
  3. Great Big Sea
  4. Dean Gray (Green Day mashup DJ)
  5. Corb Lund
  6. Captain Tractor
  7. The Free Design
  8. Blink-182
  9. Death Cab for Cutie
  10. Jack Johnson
  11. The Flaming Lips
  12. Dropkick Murphys
  13. Rancid
  14. Feist
  15. Dungeons & Dragons podcasts

My Top Tracks (according to Last.fm):

  1. Big Audio Dynamite – Rush
  2. Great Big Sea – The Night Pat Murphy Died
  3. Webb Wilder & The Nashvegaans – One Taste Of The Bait
  4. The Flaming Lips – Yeah Yeah Yeah Song
  5. Scissor Sisters – I Don’t Feel Like Dancin’
  6. Gogol Bordello – Sally
  7. Trace Adkins – Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
  8. Flogging Molly – What’s Left of the Flag
  9. Ian Tyson – This is My Sky
  10. Tenacious D – The Metal
  11. Dean Gray – Boulevard of Broken Songs
  12. Montgomery Gentry – Gone
  13. Flogging Molly – Sentimental Johnny
  14. Dean Gray – Dr. Who on Holiday
  15. John Michael Montgomery – Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)

Movies I saw that were released in 2008 (not necessarily the best, just some of the more memorable; in no order):

  • WALL-E
  • The Dark Knight
  • Kung-Fu Panda
  • Iron Man
  • Cloverfield
  • Quantum of Solace
  • Mamma Mia
  • Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
  • Horton Hears A Who
  • The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
  • The Incredible Hulk
  • Hellboy II: The Golden Army
  • Forgetting Sarah Marshall
  • The Forbidden Kingdom
  • Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
  • Semi-Pro
  • The Ruins
  • Be Kind, Rewind
  • Futurama – The Beast With A Billion Backs
  • Tropic Thunder

(If I tried to remember ALL the movies I watched last year, it would take me until the end of ‘09!  The most watched movie of the year was a tie between WALL-E and Shoot ‘Em Up, 3 times each.)

Some of the best stuff I read in 2008:

  • The Happiest Days of Our Lives, by Wil Wheaton
  • World War Z, by Max Brooks
  • Crooked Little Vein, by Warren Ellis
  • The Gunslinger Born (The Dark Tower Graphic Novel)
  • G33k Mafia, by Rick Dakan
  • Godel, Escher, and Bach, by Douglas Hofstadter
  • Y, The Last Man, series
  • Transmetropolitan, series
  • The Boys, series
  • Planet Hulk/World War Hulk, series
  • Punisher MAX, series (Garth Ennis’ run)
  • Wanted, series
  • Wizard’s First Rule, by Terry Goodkind
  • Ender’s Game, by Orson Scott Card
  • Speaker for the Dead, by Orson Scott Card
  • Dungeons & Dragons Fourth Edition, core books and supplements

Teh awesomist tubes on teh internets:

Favourite Online Video of 2008:

Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo.

Favourite Video Game of 2008:

Tie: Guitar Hero III and Portal

To understand just how epic this was, here’s the Wikipedia entry on Rickrolling.

Think you know your hard rock history?

October 20… can’t wait!

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This is one more reason why you should never doubt just how much Prince kicks ass…

Courtesy of Topless Robot’s The Best 11 Songs From Geek-Movie Sountracks

Batman, meet Prince’s dirty mind. Prince’s dirty mind, meet Batman. I’m sure you’ll have a lot to talk about! Man, try to imagine modern-day Warner Bros. and Christopher Nolan turning over the soundtrack for their ponderous Batman Begins to, I dunno, OutKast and you’ll have some idea of how freaking crazy it is that this song and video ever even happened. Torn between his brother-in-mononymhood Batman and his fellow purple enthusiast the Joker, Prince created a hybrid character called Gemini, who presides over a berserk interpretive dance involving women in batsuits, a parade of Vicki Vales led by a woman in a shirt reading “ALL THIS AND BRAINS TOO ” (an homage to Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns!), cheeky references to the ’60s TV-show theme that still have over-serious Bat-fans sputtering with fury, collage-style lyrics culled from all of Prince’s other Batman soundtrack songs, and a fucking vicious guitar solo. The end result is a ballsy slab of industrial-dance-funk-rock-madness that proves superhero soundtrack music doesn’t have to be kid-tested and mother-approved.

A Finnish new-wave band… called The Leningrad Cowboys… backed up by the Soviet Red Army Choir… singing “Sweet Home Alabama

Yes.

I don’t know when this concert was held, but I really hope it was in cold war times because I would have to give serious credit to this geo-political anachronism for knocking down the Berlin Wall by sheer force of irony alone.

I wonder if the choir singers knew what they were singing, or if they were just following along phonetically.

After seeing the results of my Dada album cover yesterday, Dreamgirl decided she wanted her own band.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to present the world premiere of Xel-Há

Now, judging purely by the look of the albums, what kind of music do you think our bands play? And even more importantly, who opens for who?

Ladies and Gentlemen, punks, drunks, and skunks, bow your heads and throw up the horns for the hardest of the hardcores, the newly crowned kings of kink and rulers of rock, whether you like it or not, here comes ATG5!!!!!

OK, maybe not the catchiest name for a band, but check out our latest album cover:

Random musical fun from the one and only Accordian Guy


Via David Janes, here’s a little Dada album cover exercise. You can come up with an album cover for a hypothetical band by doing the following:

Here’s what I got: the Wikipedia entry for “hematoma block”, the quote “It is hard work, but there is happiness in it.” by the creators of the game Animal Crossing: Wild World and this photo by Emmanuel Smague. Based on these results, I made this album cover:

Hypothetical album cover: “Is Happiness in It” by Hematoma Block

Look out, Nine Inch Nails, I just out-moped you!