2008
Mar 
27

I Was A Jedi Back When They Were Still Cool

Filed under: Movies — Mike Lawton @ 08:45  

OK, I admit, they’re still cool…

Not everyone loved Michel Gondry’s latest flick “Be Kind Rewind“, but for a film geek like me it was pure heaven. In particular the idea of super low budget fan made films is so awesome… it reminds me of the summer of 1998 or 1999 (just before Star Wars: Episode One was released) when dear friend and uber-genius Steve Tsuida had the idea for a group of us to film a “trailer” for a new Star Wars movie.

The idea was to create a “proof of concept” for a film club for kids and teens. We wanted to get kids to build their own movie(s), start to finish, on a grander scale than just a school project type thing. Everyone would get to do something, whether it was fund raising or set design or costumes or makeup or stunts or writing… everything would be done by the kids, we would just handle the logistics and overall management. Wonderful idea, then we found out about the joys of insurance costs and legal issues involved with putting a bunch of minors on camera. Oh well, maybe we’ll try it again sometime now that I’m like, old ‘n stuff.

So anyway, before finding out the bad news, we spent the summer scouting locations, building props and costumes, and learning how to do all sorts of neat CGI effects on this new-fangled candy-coloured gumdrop computer called an iMac. What we wanted to do was show both the kids and prospective donors the kind of project we were proposing; that we were actually serious about making a film and had at least a base starting knowledge of the work involved.

Having the luxury of southern Alberta at our fingertips, finding otherworldly locations wasn’t very difficult. One particular highlight was having our shoot interrupted by a busload of Japanese tourists who, in full cliched stereotype mode, had us pose for a few hundred pictures! We made our own costumes, dear sister did our makeup, best buddy Dave “Chainsaw” Bargen choreographed a sweet little lightsaber battle, and Steve put it all together with music and sound effects (it’s amazing how much information you can find online about the low budget effects used in the first movie).

Sadly, I can’t find the finished video (I’m sure it’s buried on some CDR backup somewhere in my basement), but trust me, it was awesome. Now that Be Kind Rewind has come out, it seems that people everywhere are realizing how much fun it can be to make their own versions of their favourite movies… screw budgets and effects and all that other nonsense! Fun and passion are the only things you need. Makes me miss my brief foray into “real” movie making with my RoLL Video buddies back in Ontario.

Here’s a great example by some French dudes taking on the famous Light Cycle scene from Tron:

This is exactly how people discover their true talents and passions. I love that it’s become “cool” for anyone to post their own projects where the only factor they’re being judged on is how much fun they had making it! I gotta get me a camera…

2008
Feb 
29

Movie Night

Filed under: Movies — Mike Lawton @ 22:18  

I love it when the movie planets align and I can just settle into the sofa, light up the big screen, and watch back-to-back-to-back-to-back flicks! All different channels, giving a nicely eclectic mix of genres, right up my alley:

Pi
300
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Videodrome

Can’t wait to see what kind of dreams I’ll be having tonight…

Oh, and a big “how’s it goin’, eh?” to my friends over at Diesel Sweeties for giving a shout out to my Prairie Paradise!!

2007
Nov 
23

"Are you also divergent, friend?"

Filed under: Movies — Mike Lawton @ 21:05  

Theory: Fight Club and Twelve Monkeys are part of the same story, and Brad Pitt plays the same central character. Fight Club takes place in the mind of Pitt’s character (Jeffrey Goines) in Twelve Monkeys while he is committed to the insane asylum.

Jeffrey’s obsession is with the “system” that controls and indoctrinates the population.

“There’s the television. It’s all right there – all right there. Look, listen, kneel, pray. Commercials! We’re not productive anymore. We don’t make things anymore. It’s all automated. What are we *for* then? We’re consumers, Jim. Yeah. Okay, okay. Buy a lot of stuff, you’re a good citizen. But if you don’t buy a lot of stuff, if you don’t, what are you then, I ask you? What? Mentally *ill*. Fact, Jim, fact – if you don’t buy things – toilet paper, new cars, computerized yo-yos, electrically-operated sexual devices, stereo systems with brain-implanted headphones, screwdrivers with miniature built-in radar devices, voice-activated computers…”

Tyler Durden leads an anarchist army to tear down and destroy the “system”.

“God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.”

However, the connection is more interesting that that, delving into some deep psychosis, into multi-level personality schisms: Jeffrey (Brad Pitt) imagines that he is someone else (Fight Club’s nameless narrator), and that person is imagining that he is in turn another identity (aka: Tyler Durden, Pitt again), only free to live out his hyper-violent cathartic fantasies. He imagines that he is someone else, imagining that he is himself. Leading the army, destroying the system, “looking like he wants to look, f***ing like he wants to f***.”

I love stuff like this.

2007
Sep 
7

Hatchet

Filed under: Movies — Mike Lawton @ 14:13  


What can I say? I love me some good old fashioned slasher flick! And everything I’ve read about Hatchet makes me very excited to see this one!

I’m not the biggest film snob by any means, I can shut my brain off and enjoy a lot of crap, but I do have to agree with pretty much everyone that modern Hollywood seems to be making a lot more garbage than they used to. Sequel after prequel after remake after reimagining… I know they’re running a business like any other, and a guaranteed mediocre profit on a throwaway flick with a bunch of hot-at-the-moment actors might make more sense to a corporate bottom line than taking on an unknown entity that might bomb… but there’s gotta be someone fighting for new and exciting stories, someone willing to take a risk for the sake of the art. We’re going to run out of stuff to remake at some point!!

Anyway, my point is, if you have any love for the horror classics of this generation (Freddy, Jason, Michael, Leatherface, etc.), and would like to see something new that other real die-hard fans of the genre are going crazy over, get out and see Hatchet this weekend. If it’s playing near you (dang limited release for indie flicks). There’s even a contest over at Horror-Movie-A-Day for the person that gets a picture with the most people they’ve brought along!

Just remember to promise your girlfriend that you’ll watch Oprah with her or something… secretly, she really enjoys these types of movies, they just don’t want to admit it!

… right, honey?

2007
Jul 
31

Robots Are Perfectly Safe, Nothing Could Ever Go Wrong

Filed under: Movies — Mike Lawton @ 09:18  

Good selection, totally worth it for the movie clips!

via Boing Boing by Xeni Jardin on Jul 30, 2007


Xeni Jardin:

The guys at Times Online (UK) have compiled a list of the 50 coolest movie robots, measured with the following factors in mind:

  • Plausibility (meaning how likely it would be that, with advances on currently existing technology, such a device could be built)
  • Coolness (just how well designed, shiny or generally well-appointed the robot appeared to be)
  • Dangerousness (scoring not only on built-in weaponry, but the robot’s eagerness to use it) Related Links
  • Comedy Value (how effective the robot is at providing light relief in the film in which it appears)
  • Link to list, which includes lots of video clips — this is a fun, obsessively assembled homage. (thanks, Mikey)

    Reader comment: Mark Christian says,

    Heya. If you feed that link into Chime.TV, you can watch all the video clips in one go. :) Link.

    2007
    Jul 
    25

    Hear Someone That Knows What They’re Talking About Make Fun Of Cheesy Old Movies

    Filed under: Movies — Mike Lawton @ 09:10  

    A bit of movie-geek fun. I’ve been getting more and more into listening to commentary tracks on movies that I enjoy, so I find it really interesting to hear these directors talk about their memories and experiences from the same side of the camera as I am (ie: watching the movies, not making them). Letting them rip on these cheese-tastic classics just makes it ten times better!

    via Boing Boing by Xeni Jardin on Jul 25, 2007


    Xeni Jardin:

    The idea behind the recently launched “Trailers from Hell” website is simple and fun. Each Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, there’s a new video segment in which a renowned movie director comments over one of their favorite b-movie / exploitation / grindhouse flick trailers. Lots of personal memories, inspiration revelations — it’s like having a beer with a filmmaker whose work you dig, and fessing up about crappy movies you’re both ashamed to admit loving.

    One of this week’s uploads is Mick “Masters of Horror” Garris waxing poetic about “The Vampire Lovers”: Link.

    What’s extra cool here is the fact that each trailer is offered both with and without commentary. Great picks, and the commentaries I’ve watched are most watchable.

    For instance, John Landis pointing out people he went to high school with who appear in “The T.A.M.I. Show,” the musical variety epic filmed in “Electronovision” in 1964: Link.

    Or Joe Dante on the sciencesploitation crapsterpiece “Incredible Petrified World”: Link. (“You gotta hand it to [Jerry Warren] — he made Ed Wood look like Bernardo Bertolucci, but he got these things made and people paid to see ‘em!”).

    The commentaries feel authentic. You can’t really fake this stuff, so there’s a lot for fringe movie buffs to enjoy.

    The only criticisms I have about the project are nitpicky UI issues — I can’t subscribe to an RSS feed (opt-in email updates, but that’s kinda lame); the website has a big-ass noisy Flash intro at the front gate; audience comments would be nice; and I wish the content were available on some of the web video networks I get most of my daily video pickins from.

    Still, I’m totally bookmarking it and planning to come back regularly. Here’s hoping they’ll make these very good goods a little easier to access as time goes on. (Thanks, Elizabeth Stanley!)

    2007
    May 
    31

    Movies: From The Best To The Worst

    Filed under: Geek,Movies — Mike Lawton @ 10:21  

    A couple must-see YouTube vids.

    First, a trailer for an upcoming movie about a very special date: 5-25-77

    if you’re not geek enough to get it, it’s the day that Star Wars premiered. Looks awesome.

    And for a few laughs, here’s a fantastic compilation of some of the worst movie scenes ever. I think I’ve seen every one of them, and I’m not sure how I should feel about that…

    2007
    May 
    20

    "A Fair(y) Use Tale"

    Filed under: Law,Movies,Politics — Mike Lawton @ 16:02  

    This is sheer genius… the best explanation of how copyright laws work that I’ve ever seen. And the way this guy did it. Wow. You have to see this.

    Fair(y) Use Tale: AMAZING video cuts up Disney to explain copyright

    via Boing Boing by Cory Doctorow on May 19, 2007


    Cory Doctorow: Bucknell prof Eric Faden has produced the most amazing video mashup I’ve ever seen: “A Fair(y) Use Tale” cuts together thousands of extremely short clips from dozens of Disney cartoons, lifting indivudal words and short phrases to spell out an articulate, funny, and thoroughly educational lesson on how copyright works. This is the most subversive and hilarious use of Disney material I’ve ever seen — and there’s even a really smart chapter about why Faden used Disney material to make his film. This should be required viewing in every K-12 classroom in the country. Coral Cache link to MP4 download, Link to Stanford page for the film (Thanks, Church!)

    Update: Here’s the YouTube version — thanks, Pawel!

    Update 2: Here’s another mirror, courtesy of Alan

    2007
    May 
    8

    Spinal Tap Reunion Video! 11!!

    Filed under: Movies,Music — Mike Lawton @ 15:25  

    Spinal Tap smells the planet

    via Boing Boing by Xeni Jardin on May 08, 2007


    Xeni Jardin:

    BoingBoing buddy extraordinaire Gareth Branwyn says,

    When my wife and I first saw Spinal Tap, we laughed so hard, several people around us got up and moved. We laughed pretty much from the moment that Marty DeBergi entered the first scene, in his USS Ooral Sea cap, till the credits rolled. We’d both been involved in rock and roll and it was just too spot on for its own good. So, seeing that there was a new Spinal Tap short, a sort of “where are they now?,” in advance of their reunion at the Live Earth Concerts, I was hoping for similar dumb-funny fits of giddiness.

    It didn’t disappoint. The vid opens on the set of Marty DeBergi’s new film, “The Hills Have Eyes with Macular Degeneration.” Hoping to get the band back together for Live Earth, Marty seeks out the members, now not talking to each other. Nigel is a ranch hand on a miniature horse farm, David runs a hip-hop production company, called Back Alley, in a former colonic irrigation clinic. Derek talks to Marty from a rehab center, via webcam, where he’s being treated for Internet addiction. Marty, the affable lunk, manages to get the band talking again and to agree to reunite for the benefit.

    If you’re a Tap fan, you’ll likely get as big a kick out of this as I did. Wonder who the drummer will be at Live Earth? Too bad Mick Fleetwood has thus far defied the band’s drummer curse. He’s still with us (as far as anyone can tell), but no word if he’ll mount the exploding drum stool for the upcoming shows.

    Link

    2006
    Oct 
    11

    GRINDHOUSE – PLANET TERROR Trailer!!!

    Filed under: Movies — Mike Lawton @ 06:08  

    JEEZUZ JUMPIN’ JACKRABBIT this is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in my life!!

    Movie geek-gasm overload, holy CRAP I can’t even process how many things in this trailer make me want to dance… Zombies! Tom Savini! Crazy Babysitter Twins! Knife-throwing guy taken to the ridiculous EXTREME! They call him freakin MACHETE!! Chaingun on motorcycle! Leg-gun chick! There’s not enough ways to say how psyched up I am for this movie right now!!!

    Ripped from Spike TV’s Scream Awards, found it on Ain’t It Cool News. Thank God and Quentin Tarantino. Amen.