So I got the Big Bad Flu that everyone who’s anyone has been enjoying this lovely autumn season. The first disease that sounds like an HTML tag:
<H1N1>me</H1N1>
Got knocked on my arse the very day they released the shots. And yes, I would have got mine. If you don’t get yours, you’re an ignorant selfish asshole. I’ll go off on that rant another day.
The worst part of it is I’m still too sick to do anything for Halloween, my favourite holiday of the year. I’ve got no costume, no parties to go to, I can’t even hand out candy to the kids. Just sitting in the basement watching horror movies (ok, that part’s not so bad).
A toast to the demons: May your jack-o-lanterns burn bright, may your trick-or-treat’s ring loud through the night, may your candy arm stay strong, and may you have glorious nightmares ALL WINTER LONG!!
This H1N1 is worse than I thought
Now if you’ll excuse me, Rocky Horror Picture Show is starting, and I need to make some toast.
