mike the mountain

So I turned 11101 this month… actually on the day we arrived in the City of Champions. Knowing that I was going to be on the road for Mike Day, that amazing girlfriend of mine actually packed a whole bunch of amazing and thoughtful presents (including Lord of the Freakin’ Rings Special Extended Edition [...]

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Hit the band, light the fireworks, start the BBQ, and strip the virgins… baby, I’m back in town!!
Yes, the rumours are true, the prayers have been answered, the quest is over.
Mike the Mountain.
River City Rock Star.
The Walking Tree and Natural 20.
Hell. Yes. I’m. Back.
Like Superman and the prodigal son, I have returned.
I [...]

This is it faithful friends, Dreamgirl and I are wagons west.
Light a candle, say a prayer, cross your fingers, and sacrifice a piece of bacon to the weather gods, here’s to a great roadtrip!!
See you on the other side.
(of the country anyway!)

Hey.
So, yeah, I’m in the middle of getting packed up and about to start the roadtrip West, so little things like fixing templates and posting stories and pictures and links and fun stuff like that are going to have to wait a bit.
Found this cool-looking template on www.isnaini.com. It’ll do for now.
Thanks for your [...]