2005
Jul 
29

From Now On I Shall Be Known As "Homer **JAY** Simpson"!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Mike Lawton @ 06:45  


This really hot girl asked me what my middle initial (A) stood for. Never one to give up information without a fight, I went with “AWESOME”. For some reason she didn’t completely believe me, and so ensued a wonderous little conversation around what appropriate descriptors could be found starting with the letter A. So far we’ve got:

Awesome
Assman
Angel
Animal
Anarchy

Any more ideas?

Robin Good: Where To Find Free Images And Visuals For My Blog
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Magical Jelly Bean Software: Windows Product Key Finder

2005
Jul 
27

More Money, More Problems? Guess What: No Money, Lots Of Problems Too!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Mike Lawton @ 06:16  

It’s a very frightening realization to sit down, work out a budget, and see on paper that you are consistently spending more every month than you earn. I’m supposedly some big financial expert, and yet I’ve so totally screwed myself over the last couple years that I can see a very real danger ahead if I don’t pull my head (and my wallet) out of my ass! Fortunately I’ve done enough textbook case studies of fictional people’s financial plans and portfolios that I have a good idea of how to get myself straight again, but dang, it’s still embarassing. Oh well, it will make a good discussion topic for when I’m rich and famous and I can talk about “the moment when I had to make a change…”. Blah, if I ever do talk like that, slap me. Actually, slap me anyway, I kind of like it.

Torontoist: Mixtape: From Harlem To Sheffield
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2005
Jul 
26

Poetry and Music?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Mike Lawton @ 07:18  

Gee, you’d think I’d met a girl or something… A young, cute, brunette, about 5 foot 3, style, brains, attitude, class, charm, who somehow embodies almost everything I’ve ever looked for in a woman, and yet is somehow attracted to me at the same time… nah, couldn’t happen.

I better get a poop joke in by the end of the week, or you guys are going to think I’ve gone soft!

There’s a race of men that don’t fit in,
A race that can’t stay still;
So they break the hearts of kith and kin,
And they roam the world at will.
They range the field and they rove the flood,
And they climb the mountain’s crest;
Theirs is the curse of the gypsy blood,
And they don’t know how to rest.
If they just went straight they might go far;
They are strong and brave and true;
But they’re always tired of the things that are,
And they want the strange and new.

Robert W. Service, The Men That Don’t Fit In

http://www.torontoist.com/archives/2005/07/yeah_thats_righ.html
http://www.torontoist.com/archives/2005/07/the_match_tape.html

2005
Jul 
25

Links From The Overground

Filed under: Uncategorized — Mike Lawton @ 09:14  

Sitting in my office, working on my (corporate) IBM ThinkPad, I occasionally wander over to various sites of an informative and/or humourous nature. I’m so happy I discovered Bloglines, so all the feeds I track are available without having to install a third party app and alert the IT goon squad.

Of course, scrolling through sites like MAKE and Lifehacker, I come across links that I may wish to follow up on further, once I return to my own gear. Software to install, tunes to download, hacks to… hack.

Growning weary of e-mailing myself a dozen or so web addresses every day, I chose instead to resurrect a page from my old blog “Mike’s Drinks and Links”, and return to posting items of interest here as I come across them. I can’t promise that they will be of interest to everyone, but hey, if you don’t like it, there’s always porn.

http://sterlinganderson.net/blog/2005/03/25/colorize-your-powerbook-apple/
http://www.xmailharddrive.com/beta/
http://digg.com/apple/PDF_in_iTunes…
http://macteens.com/more.php?id=410_0_1_0_C
http://uzful.org/generators_online/on_line_generators.php
http://www.macilife.com/2005/07/how-to-make-life-poster-tiger-edition.html
http://www.viceland.com/issues/guide_to/htdocs/
http://wirelesstoronto.ca/wt_hotspot_locations.php
http://www.e.bell.ca/filmfest/2005/home.asp

2005
Jul 
8

Titles, Roles, and Definitions

Filed under: Uncategorized — Mike Lawton @ 20:26  

While wondering around the streets tonight, someone asked me what I “do”. I always love that question. I know exactly what is being asked of me, to define my life and person by my current career role. “I am a _________.” Bartender? Businessman? Filmmaker? Sex Machine?

I usually respond with something technically accurate, but just slightly pithy and sarcastic. “So what do you do Mike?” “A great many things.” “As much as I can get away with.” “Brunettes, mostly.”

I suppose by most people’s definitions I would be an “Investment Specialist” (“Specialist, Individual Retirement Investment Services”, to be complete), since that is where I derive the majority of my income at the moment. Not a bad title, gives the impression of a hotshot money guy, all slick suits and big deals. Professional respect.

I can also make the argument that I’m a filmmaker, since that’s where I’m focusing a lot of my spare time, hobbies, and passions. It also has a more definate end product: the film. Something that people can see for themselves and understand that I had a hand in creating. Also not a bad title, has a lot of cultural cache and allure, people love to be part of (or know someone in) the entertainment biz (regardless of how peripherally). Artistic respect.

It’s an odd dichotomy; I think that most people would (given the choice) rather enjoy success as an artist (singing, acting, writing, painting, etc.) than as a professional (lawyer, doctor, politician, CEO, etc.). However, the pursuit of the former over the latter is often dismissed as childish or fanciful, ignorant of what they really should be working towards.

Is this more out of concern for the typically lower probability of financial sustainability (not the dream success, just enough to survive on) with the more artistic pursuits? Is there any factor of jealousy stemming from those who wish they would have explored their own possibilities, having instead comprimised to the more practical path? How do we, as a country/culture/generation, truly rate or prioritize the options available to us?

I’ll leave you with one person’s (slightly abbreviated) thoughts on it:

“I must study War and Politics,
so my children may study Science and Engineering,
so their children may study Literature and Music.”
-John Adams, in a letter to his wife, dated 1870

PS – Just for kicks, I told her I was an “artist”, and left it at that.

2005
Jul 
4

Thanks Guys

Filed under: Uncategorized — Mike Lawton @ 18:46  

Vancouver is a very fun city.

Vancouver plus three stressed out, adrenaline addicted, easily excited, happy, healthy, great friends ready for a weekend away from any form of responsibility… is the stuff of legend.

I’ll write more details when I can feel my arms again.