mike the mountain

You know, it’s really difficult to be an depressed, angst-ridden, struggling artist when my friends keep doing really amazingly nice things to me!!
OK, crappy stuff first, get ready for a big unload. This avalanche of shit I’ve been fighting with lately has really started to pick up speed, not to mention a fair bit [...]

I am a hackerI am an artistI am a geniusI am a businessmanI am a musicianI am a writerI am an athleteI am an incredible loverI am an unbeatable fighterI am a geekI am a gamerI am a metrosexualI am a cowboyI am a billionaireI am an actorI am a performerI am a [...]

I have decided, and so let it be known, that Chyler Leigh is one of the most beautiful women to have ever graced this planet, and if she were here now, I would take her out for ice cream.
That is all.

How much longer can I give this? How much longer before I give up and run back West where jobs are plentiful, rent is cheap, and family is close? I know I’ve been asking this question for months now, but there is so much I want to do in Toronto, so much I [...]

Life is good. Life is wonderful. Life is beautiful. And I’m not even completely saying this to convince myself…
I just got back from a fantastic trip back home. Got to attend a big fancy-schmancy schmoozefest where I introduced myself to much of the business elite of Canada as a “documentary filmmaker”. [...]