mike the mountain

ok, I had a really good idea for something to discuss… it was really good, I swear… very provocative… but I can’t remember a dang thing… jeez, I already got the memory loss and general laxadasical attitude, maybe I should start doing the drugs already??
ah bugger it. Here’s a great general interest site for [...]

Who doesn’t love zombie movies? Seriously… why wouldn’t you? So much fun… and zombies!! Who wouldn’t love the opportunity to kick some zombie arse? Because no matter how cute they try to look, everybody hates zombies…
Since the remake of the classic Dawn of the Dead hit the theatres, I thought it [...]

So what do you think of Michael Moore? (I’m going to assume you at least know him from “Bowling for Columbine“). Always good for a laugh, or at least something to think about. Or get pissed off about.
A common criticism is his manipulative “documentary” style approach. There are plenty of sites [...]

Snow is happy. Happy Happy Happy. I’m happy because snow.
Nonsensical ravings aside, the weather here is a skier/boarder’s dream… TONS of snow falling up in the mountains, little to none on the highway or in town. We had another 20cm drop today, something like 70 or 80 in the last week. [...]

There is no excuse for the amount of stress and bull$#!t that people subject themselves to. I just don’t buy it. We’re all guilty of it, me just as much as any other, but I do everything I can to not whine and bitch and moan and complain about every little thing… like [...]

Have you seen “School of Rock“? The Jack Black comedy about a group of school kids that form a rock band (hilarity ensues). Great flick, and not just because Mr. Black is frickin’ hilarious. When they were casting for this movie they could have gone with the easy choice and just grabbed [...]

I’m a bit of a movie buff. Especially freaky independent flicks that hardly anyone’s ever heard of. Some friends of mine and I used to host movie nights… it started out as a way to introduce a buddy to some of the classics of modern B horror. Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday [...]

Some freaky late night CBC low budget short film thingy called Zed… one of those things that makes your brain hurt to watch, but you feel as if you’re probably seeing something cool. You just can’t really grasp what it is. Open Source Television, eh? Worth a shot… actual reality instead of [...]

Today is Tammy Faye Baker’s birthday. meh. I’m not really much for the whole “God needs your money” scene personally, but hey, if ya need an excuse to drink, she’ll do just fine. I was looking for something to do with mascara, or cheesy evangelical religious stuff… no luck. I did [...]

Did you ever see the movie where Ally Mcbeal is in love with American Psycho and Catwoman hooks up with a donkey? Shakespeare rules…
Speaking of Shakespeare, today was Michelangelo’s birthday! (pretty smooth transition, eh?) Ever try a “Michelangelo Martini”? I hope not, because I think I invented it, although who knows [...]